Why Rhianna causes cancer...

So you've had a shitty day at work, takes you 5 minutes to juggle your keys in the dark only to open your door and find this whacked-out Illuminati princess crouching in your place...

The American Cancer Research Society has edited this original video- check what they decided to edit out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WzpeSiJHTU


Decoded:
(production companies work hard enough to not have this ultra low humming noise present. it adds a level of reality not at first noticeable to the subconscious)

"Shhh...."

 

*sign of silence & Horus* and real popular tattoos these days... ?
Keep silent, pay attention (inner mind of viewer), soak in the symbolic message I am infecting you with.

But she's in good company, eh?

Harpocrates, the Greek god of silence.

Mrs. Crowley Bush

"SURPRISE!!!"

Guess what? YOU GOT CAN CANCER!
Why the artist of this gift wrapping paper(?!?) thinks that Technicolor'd acid trip tumor filled boobies will bring better awareness to cancer research is beyond me and apparently over RiRi's head too, cause she wrapped ALL yo shit up in it!

"Happy BERTH-DAY!"

*she rhythmically beats the breast cancer wrapped "gift"*
 

You're currently still alive...we'll soon change that.

"Go Go Go Go...
It's your birthday...
we gonna party cuz it's your birthday...
got LOTSA PRESENTS (cancer) just FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY..."



Alright, I'm sure she's on some tranquilizers but that's not all that's giving off all the weird subdued vibes. We have here a very staged, paced and off-kilter presentation. Virtually every visual motif in this video has nested symbolism and her childish behavior lacks any of the clarity or the solemnity you'd think the subject of cancer-surviving would elicit. 





"And THIS (cancer) is for YOU! MWAH"
* kiss*

*shoves gift out* which the camera never focuses on because you are accepting this gift, cancer, she has handed you without a second to consider what was in it...

"I wish you many many more birthdays, more wishes, and lots more gifts!

I love you."

Insert: Second kiss of death HERE:

So short story shorter:
Don't give money to places that have been promising a cure for decades only to end up paying celebrities to deliver subliminal malaise into the hearts and minds of millions. 


For Instance don't waste money on these things:

Fill Pink Containers with your garbage/waste

These are now popping up all over my town.

and don't join pink armies

notice we're just going to CURB the disease, no longer looking for a cure.

just going to have "more birthdays" while infected with cancer.